Updated: 26 November 2011

Yes, I’m off to France at the end of  September, for at least two weeks if I can afford it.  I shall travel through the tunnel, really cheaply thanks to my Tesco vouchers and their special deals.  I shall also be driving my new car, a VW Golf, which has air-conditioning so I shall be comfortable at all times.  I want to re-write my memories of this year in France, in the third person, adding as much local colour as I can  notice.